Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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