I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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