My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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