he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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