We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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