DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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