i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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