the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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