I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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