Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
