i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
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