There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Randomize
