Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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