I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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