just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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