Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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