I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
