Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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