normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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