i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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