My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Randomize