Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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