...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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