"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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