If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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