O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i can't believe i had my finger in that
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
