I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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