Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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