I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I don't think brook has ever known best
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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