She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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