i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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