Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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