doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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