The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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