just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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