for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Randomize
