I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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