like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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