I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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