You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
