i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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