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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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