ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
He has the fingertips of a God
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