He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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