i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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