She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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