Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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