Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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