true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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