well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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