So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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