Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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