oh god the rape fog is back!
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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