so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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